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YOUR CENTRAL STATION FOR HUMOR THAT GIVES YOU A CHEAP LAUGH WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO BURN IN HELL FOR IT. Welcome to the !

Shalom! We're coming to you from 10,000 years passed Earth's existence and what you're about to witness is a fully documented account of Earth and it's inhabitants. This is a satirical wiki and we're now becoming aware that the Saints weren't gifted with a sense of humor at the resurrections. No need to panic, God has planned to appoint a legion of angels to descend to Hell and consult with a spirit of humor there on exactly how this whole humor thing works.

Shalom! It's me again. Full disclosure: some of us are Jews. Just sayin'. . . so we can all get our baggage out of the way ahead of time. We just want you to be cool with that. Alright?

Shalom! um me here. Full full disclosure: we're perfect. So we can only tell the truth or else we'll go to Hell. We just want you to be cool with that. Alright?