Getting started

Shalom again! The fundamental attribute needed for comedy here is a state of mind known as contentment. Because when you're careless, things tend to work out for the better.

Prayerful Editing
You absolutely should bring this into your prayer life. Because that's really what needs to happen to your prayer life and this site. While you're at it, why not pray for prostitutes, pedophiles, and devil worshipers? Bravo Christian soldier, this is off to a good start!

Let The Lord Fight The Battle
Wow. Why didn't I think of that? Suddenly you're the one with all the great ideas! Bravo ' Christian soldier! '

Hold on. I've Just Had A Vision. Forgive me if this startles you but I feel an urge to say this: You're sealed like this now. Cut off entirely. . . from the Dangerous One. Removed entirely. . . from sin. We need to see this in masses. I need to see masses of people doing this to themselves with presence of mind! For good! Yes! This just keeps getting better. We made the right choice! We picked the right team! Bravo!